Fun with Robp0rn

Question: What would you do if you were stranded in an airport lounge for several hours during work hours on a rainy Monday?

Answer: Check emails? - nah. Finish report? - nah. Review Twitter feed of all the WFE premiere excitment? Yes! Write a blogpost for TwiKiwi? Yes!

That's right, blogging on the clock. Well, at least until my laptop battery gives up. Which could be soon.

Anyhoo, I digress. I know there's a worldwide Robgasm going on right now with Premiereward rocking that red carpet, and I'll indulge you this one pic. But you have to promise that you'll humour me and read on, when you're done drooling, mkay?

This weekend, my parents came to visit. This doesn't happen often, but when it does, Dad gets his DIY on and does a few odd jobs for me around the house. This time, I asked him to hang up my new, very large, stainless steel magnetic notebook noticeboard. To put it in context, this thing is essentially a benchtop. It's fucking heavy, and was a hell of a mission to get up on the wall.

But now that it is, it's COVERED in Robp0rn, largely cards courtesy of @renabug1, @twi_lin and @sloppy_scnds. (I'm still getting around to printing my birthday ones from other twifriends). I also found my old 'Magnetic Poetry'. Not sure if you've heard of this before, basically it's individual words or phrases that you can mix and match. Mine is the 'movie quotes' edition. Some quotes I like in their original form, some I like to mix up...

What do you think? Feel free to suggest other movie quotes I coulda used in the comments!

There was only one person who wasn't best pleased about being the only Edward in my bedroom. Guess who.

Me: 'Hey Kiwi-Ed, why you stroking Edward's face?'
Kiwi-Ed: 'I am not stroking him. I'm punching him. Pretentious arsehole"
Me: 'You punch funny. Don't you speak about him like that! To punish you, I'm posting this pic on the blog so all my friends can laugh about your homosexual tendancies. You've been asking for this ever since you presented yourself in that pink ribbon last year. Haha"
Kiwi-Ed: [flips me the bird and takes himself off to the naughty step]. O_o.