I'm Not Mental or Anything...

Hi y'all!

I'm so excited to have a guest post on TwiKiwi, it's been a long time coming from when I was first introduced. [note from TK50: umm, it was the first week of January, man. I'd almost forgotten!] Anyway, I got all SQUEE-like and had all these ideas for posts when Twikiwi50 first asked me, and then struggled to find the actual time and balls to write something.

It's much faster to read a blog than write one! I don't know how you bitches do it (but I'm glad you do). TK50 holds down a fulltime job and not only writes her blog but is very loyal to her international blog buddies and twitter friends! SparklyJul has done several posts, she has two kids like me, works more than me AND writes fanfic, she's a machine!!!

So, here I am at work while it's a bit quiet ... *checks over shoulder to see if anyone is watching*

I have commented previously on how I don't have much twi-merch except the books & DVDs (of course) and a bookmark I made - (make that two bookmarks, TK50 gave me one as well).

But, it turns out - on further reflection - that not only am I a big fat liar, but a freak of nature whose life is influenced by twilight-related things. For example, I'd like to introduce you to Edward and Jasper (or Eddie and Jazz). Two little brothers we adopted on New Year's Eve. My husband just rolled his eyes at the names, I tell people my kids named them, when really they chose the names from a list of three that I gave them!

Edward has the black face and Jasper has the mask

And I've just remembered, I also have a pair of Edward socks that I wore to bed last winter. Next purchase - wine glass charms, saw them advertised online at Christmas and couldn't decide (hmm, that really is a problem!!) which set to get, there's no need for signs when it's ALL good, just not the ones with wolves on them.

Do you wear the Cullen Crest proudly or have Edward's face across your breasts (on a t-shirt)? Or are you a Subtle Suzy and incorporate Twilight into you 'everyday' decisions?
So, then I had to choose a headboard for our new kingsize bed and couldn't decide between dark brown or really dark brown (it's basically black). The name of the stain for the really dark brown wood was 'Eclipse' - Sold. "That's the one I want" I told that saleslady, 'it's a sign!' I thought to myself. A few months later we bought a house and needed bedside tables to match the headboard. Couldn't decide again (I used to be indecisive, but now I just don't know!!!)... 'Which handles do I like? Two drawers or three? I need a sign!'... one of the sets was called 'Bella'. "That's the one right there" I say - with authority - to the salesman!