Seven Little Words Cause Worldwide Robgasm

Unless you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll be aware that the twi-verse had a collective ROBGASM yesterday. My heart rate is only now returning to normal.

Firstly, Rob gave a 30 minute interview on MTV.com during which, I thought, he appeared relaxed, genuine, and as though he was enjoying his chat. I certainly was.

She really like it when I...

I had major frustrations when the 'live' links to the MTV Australia site were a steaming pile of shit, but then the lovely girls at Robsessed posted the clips really quickly. Initially, there were 31 mini clips (cos that's not annoying at all) but now they've got a full length clip on their site, here.

The single most memorable thing I took away from this was the phrase:

"Kneel, open your mouth, smile and pray"

Oh. My. God. My ovaries just 'sploded. He may or may not have been discussing the words he learned in Polish to teach Rosie to do things, but he was really speaking to the vaginas of all his fans. For realz.

I also laughed when he read a few of the questions submitted via twitter and laughed at people's twitter names. "You can't fool me" - umm, sweetie, you'd be SCARED if you knew half of what goes on....

Then, he was on the Jay Leno show. I've only seen the clip once, in very low quality, but I felt a little sad for him. I thought he looked uncomfortable and not nearly as natural as he was on MTV. This is possibly because I was comparing the two, but who wasn't?

They call it.... finger p0rn? Whaat?

I loved hearing Rob talk about his relationship with Tai the elephant. He was really lovely in speaking about working with her and it seemed he really warmed to her. Awww. And how cute is this!

Apparently there are millions of women
who want me in their mouths...

You can watch the Leno interview, once again at Robsessed, here.

What did you think of Rob's interviews?