It's Time!

Today is the day! Well, I suppose, tomorrow is really the day, but as today is about to turn into one really long version of yesterday....... argh! What the hell am I talking about? I don't even know!

I'M GOING TO AMERICA TODAY!

I can't believe it. I decided to do it in October. I bought the tickets and booked the leave in February. And I've been counting down for THE longest time. Until now!!

Here's the today/tomorrow/yesterday mindfuck:
Because I'm from the future, I have to go back in time to get to America. So, I leave here this afternoon (Saturday) at 5.15pm. Then I get to California on Saturday at 10.20am, twelve hours later, but before I left. Confused? I sure am!

Enough of the blah blah. I gots to get me some final prep done before I get picked up. Half-empty suitcase for shopping? check. Itinerary? check. Healthy liver, ready to be completely slaughtered? check. Kiwi-Ed? check... of course!

So that's it everybody. See you on the flipside!